Pizza Hut seems to be at the forefront of promoting gluttonous nourishment. That is, the belief that if you're going to eat, why not try to cheat death as well.
As pointed out to me in an email from Shanan, their newest creations are these "Dippin Strips..."
Pizza that you can, no, should dip into Ranch??? Oh the humanity; or as Shanan put it "a pretty dramatic combination of two great tastes that cause a coronary together."
I know Ranch is one of those things that allegedly goes with anything, but at some point that's no longer the case. Don't believe me? Check out the following Ranch flavored items and see if they sound appealing:
- Ranch Flavored Rice Krispies
- Pop tarts with Ranch Filling
- Ranch Ice Cream
2 comments:
hasn't ranch been outlawed in the glorious state of california?
i like the enthusiasm, but i don't think it needs to be taken that far. perhaps a state bill that limits the use of ranch to only normal, more accepted "dippin'" situations?
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